im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case

against me "possession of good looks".i"m doomed! i need

someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 927 views

Gareeb Ke Paiso Pe Ayashi Karna Galat Hai

Ek Aadmi Aate Jaate Apne Ghar Ke Paas Bethe Bikhari Ko Hamesha Beekh Deke Jaya Karta Tha

Ek Din Bhikhari Ne Aadmi Se Puchha: “Saab, Pehle Aap 10 Rupaye Dete The, Phir 5, Ab 1 Kyun?”

Admi: “Pehle Main Kuwara Tha, Fir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hai”

Bhikhari: “Wah Matlab Mere Paison Se Ayashi Ho Rahi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ALJEBRA

A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:

If x=y & y=z then
it means x=z.

Give an exmple.

STUDENT:
Sir,
i Love u & u love ur daughter,
it means i love ur daughter...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa bante se:- meri bakri ne anda(egg) dia hai.

Santa bante se:- meri bakri ne anda(egg) dia hai.

Banta:- bakri anda kaise de sakti hai.

Santa:- abe gadhe, maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai. :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

shadi ka kharcha

aik bachy ne apny baap se pocha....
"Abu shadi per kitna kharch uthta hai"

baap ne jawab diya:

Maloom nhi beta mai tau abhi tak adayiagi kar rha hon" :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Kissing ur wife in ur home….

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)