santa: yaar tu to aaj doctor k paas jaraha tha, gaya q nahi?

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banta:yaar woh me kal jaonga aaj meri tabiyet kharab hai..

by Kashif (few years ago!) / 1235 views

Raton ko uth ker

Raton ko uth ker
khayalon se ho ker
yadon me kho ker

Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon,

Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker

Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon

tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki

Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki wafa mangti hon ,

Ye be galat hai
wo b ghlt hai

Me apne KHUDA se sirf BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1ST PATHAN

1ST PATHAN:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?

2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te

Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia
Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita…?
Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao
Pandit: Fer Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari
Kuttia

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

THE ANSWER

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Khan sahb 10 Rs tip to

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Khan: To phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..

Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)