Tabiyat nai Theek

santa: yaar tu to aaj doctor k paas jaraha tha, gaya q nahi?

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banta:yaar woh me kal jaonga aaj meri tabiyet kharab hai..

by Kashif (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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