Raton ko uth ker
Raton ko uth ker
khayalon se ho ker
yadon me kho ker
Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon,
Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker
Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon
tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki
Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki wafa mangti hon ,
Ye be galat hai
wo b ghlt hai
Me apne KHUDA se sirf BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon :(
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 817 views
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