Student
Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1161 views
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A Very Emotional Message :
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bete ne “Maa”Say Pucha,
“Kab Tak Meri Fikar Main is
Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi?”
“Maa”Nay Piyar say Mera
Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha:
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“Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maaon
say Rat ko Bat karna nahi Chorega
“Begherat.”Oopp ssss
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Moral :
MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A boy was teaching maths to a
girl...
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He kissed her, again he kissed her
n said, this is addition...
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then the girl kissed him n said,
this is substraction..
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then they kissed each other n said,
this is multiplication. ..
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suddenly girl's dad came, he
started beating the boy &
threw him away n said, this is
called DIVISION...
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The politician's reply: "Shhhhh -- just pay it."
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Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
HuM ne AaGhoOsH-E-Dunya se
ye sEEkhA hai saBaQ....
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Jis ko roNa nahI aata WO shadi kar Ley....!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Sardar jab bhi kapry dhota
tab bohat zor ki barish shuru ho jati
1 din bohat dhoop nikli hooi thi to us ny shukar kiya aur dukan sy surf leny chala gya
jab dukan mein enter hooa to baadal bohat zor sy garja
Sardar ji jaldi sy Aasmaan ki taraf munh kar k boly
Kidhar.?
Main ty ras lein Aaya wan.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa was in an airplane going to Bombay. While it’s landing,
Santa shouts : Bombay … Bombay Air hostess: Please be silent.
Santa: Ok. Ombay! Ombay! Santabanta Sms
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
doke dukhi pjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...................
Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha:
aap bataye k aapko hum jalaye ya dafnaye?
Santa:mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Whats the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak bajaana hai?
Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)