Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Puchha
Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aadmi Shaadi Kyun Karta Hain?”
Baba Ne Muskurate Hue Bada Pyara Sa Jawab Diya
Baba Ji: “Taki Wo Marne Ke Baad Agar Swarg Jaye To Achha Feel Kare, Aur Agar Nark Jaye To Ghar Jaisa Feel Kare“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1031 views
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