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Sirdar Jee Ki Biwi - Funny-jokes
Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay lagay" meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 873 views
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Agr Khubsurat h0na jurm hy to
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Han han han han han
Me mujrim hu. :) :) :) :) :) :p.
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