Sirdar Jee Ki Biwi - Funny-jokes

Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay lagay" meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 807 views

Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.

Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.

Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya to judge ne pagal ko saza sunayi k tum 5 rupay jurmana adda karo ge.

Pagal ne 10 rupay de kar ek thappar judge ko bhi maar diya.

Aur kaha.

"Dono 5..5 rupay le lo.

Mere paas khullay nahi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Har cheezMaut se Bhagti hai

Aik din mula naseer uddin ne chaha kAkhroot toor kar khaein
Onhoon ne akhroot par pathar mara Tu woh uchal kar ghaib ho geya

Mula muskura kar bole Har cheezMaut se Bhagti hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

pathan in school

Ek pathan ko school main techear ne kaha:

Translet into english
(Ham Sab Umeed Se Hain)

Pathan:
We are all Pregnant.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.

1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.

Dr: wat problm.

Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A Sardarji proposes a woman

A Sardarji proposes a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

Sardarji sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally Sardarji was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)