Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
Ek aadmi aaya aur bola: bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
Santa: tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu?
Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola: side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
Santa: abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu?
Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola: haanbol tu kaun hai?
Santa: ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai
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