Pathaan (khan sahib) ki biwi aik din
Pathaan (khan sahib) ki biwi aik din unki taraf mounh ker kay lait gayee
tou baray pyaar say kehnay lagay " aray begum aaj hum say kutch narzgi hai"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 515 views
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