Gupta was driving car very rashly.
Gupta was driving car very rashly. Traffic police caught him.
Gupta – Sir, I’m learning driving.
Police – Without teacher?
Gupta – Ya, its correspondence course!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views
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