Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?
Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha? No answer
Husbnd again asks, No answer
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 819 views
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