Joota chupai ki rasm

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.

2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi haI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1023 views
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