Rishta Wahi Soch Nayi

Before Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Ek upar ek tum.

After Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Woh kya tera baap upar lalten leke khada hai..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 991 views
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