Teacher: Tumhare abbu
Teacher:
Tumhare abbu kya kaam karte hain?
Bacha:
HPS k maalik hain.
Teacher:
Nice.Acha ye HPS ka kia matlab hai?
Bacha:
“Haji Pkora shop”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 569 views
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