Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views

Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia

Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.

Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.

Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya.

Pathan bola: ”o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?

Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bachoun Ke Baap

A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : `Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa` .

One day his wife fed up of this answered : ` Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap`.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What r the people

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: They r called Turks, now

What r the people of Germany called?

Student: They r called Germs.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)