Mourn of a professor:

Mourn of a professor: I don mind wen students luk at their watch during lectures. Bt I get angry wen they remove their watch & shake it to c if its working..


by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views
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1. Mai aam aadmi nahi hun.
I am not a mango man.

2. Sarda aur garma fruits hain.
Colda aur hota are fruits.

3. Mujhe bhi English aati hai.
English comes to me also.

4. Do aur do barabar chaar.
Give and give equals to four.

5. Mera ta’aluq Hari Pur Hazara se hai.
I belong to Green Pur Thousanda.

6. Sarak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
Tablets are walking on the road

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Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy

Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
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At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

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Banta, who was just behind him in
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Dost tou bhi likha kr

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