mujhe pyar kerti ho

Santa-Mujhe pyar karti ho to kal white suit pahan
ke aana
Ladki black pahan ke aayi
Santa-Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu mujhe
andar se pyar karti hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1026 views
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