DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,
1 aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
log use piche kr dete the,

Aadmi bola- Lage raho salo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views

Ek Pad Mara Phir Dosra

GOLU Ne Ek Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Kisi Ne Kha Bhai Sahab Ye Kya?
GOLU: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they

Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they. “Naik logon ko marney key baad sattar (70) hoorein milein gi”, molvi sahab bata rahey they, “or un mein naik biwian bhee shamil hon gi”

Bhai sahab sun ker itna naraz huey key uth ker masjid sey nikal gyey, “to phir marney ka kia faida…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Arguments

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked,

"Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," his wife replied.
"I married into the family."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Is There a Floppy Inside?

Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document but the computer won’t boot properly.”

Tech Support : “What does it say?”

Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”

Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”

Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”
by Pak101.com (few y

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Boy To Gym Coach

Boy To Gym Coach:
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl
I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days.
Which Machine Should I Use?
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Coach:
Use The ATM Machine
Outside The Gym!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)