How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 826 views
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