Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne daru pee k taxi roki..

Taxi driver ne gadi start ki aur fir
wahi par band kar di

Aur bola -: Lo saab pahuch gaye ...:P

Pehle dost ne use paise de diye

2nd bola thank u, bada jaldi pahucha diya..

Pappu ne taxi driver k ek thappad laga diya

Driver dar gaya socha, ye samaj gaya h shayad ..
.
Pappu bola -:
saale aaram se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 749 views
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