A stupid man goes 2 Gulabo's
A stupid man goes 2 Gulabo's home and knocks the door.
Gulabo: kon?
Stupid man:Main!
Gulabo:Main kon??
Stupid man: Tu gulabo, hor kon!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views
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