Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:

"I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me"

Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views

What's the difference between wife

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne
Nikal Pada.
Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek
Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.
Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur
Saanta Se Pucha.
Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Ji”
Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi”
Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”
Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”
Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis
Par Hai?”
Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa- mera ghar itna bada

Santa- mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai

Banta- mera ghar to itna bada hai ki kone me chale jao to roaming lagti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

funny

Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
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Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy?

Mahman!
Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy?
Bacha!
Muje schol jana boht acha lagta hy
Or waha se wapis ana b boht acha lagta hy
Bus waha rukna bura lagta hy:

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)