Aaj breakfast kya kiya?
Santa-Aaj breakfast kya kiya?
banta -Sandwiches
Santa -Jhooth Muli ke parathe khaye h na?
Banta -How do u know?
santa-Lips Can Lie But Hips Don't Lie!
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