Ek andha police main bharti hua
Ek Andha Police Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya.
Officer Ne Pucha "Tumhe Hum Kis Liye Rakhe.?"
Andhe Ne Fauran Jawaab Diya "Andha-Dhund
Firing Ke Liye."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 797 views
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