Aap Mere Papa Ko Nahi Jaante
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Banias son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Baniss son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 757 views
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