BIKE zarur dilaunga

Dad : Ess Baar exam me paas ho ya fail BIKE zarur dilaunga.
Son : Kaunsi bike?
Dad : Pass he to “APACHE”
college jane ke liye.
Fail hue to “RAJDOOT” dood bechne ke liye

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 869 views
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