Dad : Ess Baar exam me paas ho ya fail BIKE zarur dilaunga.
Son : Kaunsi bike?
Dad : Pass he to “APACHE”
college jane ke liye.
Fail hue to “RAJDOOT” dood bechne ke liye

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1016 views

Doctor Sahab Mein

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.

Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

oye banta machli khayega?

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pahan apni maan say

Pathan Apni Maa se: Kya aapne mujhe paida hony se pehle dekha tha?



Maa: Nahi to...


Pathan: To phir Paida hony k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kese?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se
kaha, aapne aurat ko itna sundar
kyon banaya hai?”

Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse
pyaar kar sako.”

Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna
bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki
wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

little johney

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the
public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the
lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the
diving board!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)