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Sweet memories of College Days
Your Class
Your Friends
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Just open your MARK SHEET
Sara Nasha Utar Jayega
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1612 views
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Jb Rabita tot jaiga to Fasla ho jaega
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Or phr is waja se eid pe koi gosht bhi nahi dega :
('.')> Sorry Yar
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/ \ Hi Thi...
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