sardarni: janu Mere Pait Me Bohat Gas Hai,
Sardar: O Shukr Kar Gas Hai,
Petrol Honda Te America Ne Qabza Kar Lena C.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1089 views

1 Masla Malom Karna Hy

Pathan:
Molvi Sahb 1 Masla Malom Karna Hy Kia Larkion Ko Chup Chup K
Dekhne Se Gunah Milta Hai?

Molvi: Pata Nhi Lekin
Main Ehtyatan Astaghfar Parrh Leta Hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss

Larki: Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge, Call Karlun.

Larka: Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh?

Larki: Ooh Sh!t... Sorry Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara Number Mila Diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap-bete se

Baap-bete se

Agar is baar tum exam me paas nahi hue to tum mujhe papa kabhi mat bolna

Kuchh din ke baad

Baap- beta tumhara result kya aya

Beta- abey babulal tune apne baap hone ka haq kho diya h

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

MAREEZ: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gaee Hai

MAREEZ: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gaee Hai,

Jab Biwi Bolti Hai
Toh Mujhe Kuchh Sunai nahi Deta.

Dr. : Yeh BIMARI nahi ALLAH Ki MEHARBANI hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari: amma roti do

Bhikari: amma roti do.
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- Dadi: Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana.
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- Bhikari: ye mera mobile no. Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye :D
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- Bhikari rocks.
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- Dadi:Aray baba mere pas balance nai, mai facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check karky aa jana.:D
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- Dadi double rocks.;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)