Phansi se pehle
Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri
antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi
de do..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2934 views
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jab reshman jawan the
tb hum bache the
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
I broke up my relation.. :( :( :(
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with books ...
Bohat hogya yaaaarr... :p :p
Hmary bech main kuch
understanding hi nahi thi.. :D
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