Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.

Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.

Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.

Doctor: Who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.

Alimony: A mode of payment that enables a women who at one time lived happily married to live happily unmarried.

Indian Film Heroines: If they display their assets, the producer recovers his liabilities.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views

maid

a lady asked from a new maid plz clean the fridge in an hour
when she come after an hour she asked whether he had clean the fridge or not? he said yes mam all the things were good but grapes were very tasty

by Anwaar Bhatti (few years ago!)

Sardar park me betha tha.

Sardar park me betha tha.
Friend:
Kya kar raha hy?
Sardar:
Badla le Raha hon!
Friend:
Kese?
Sardar:
Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kar raha hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chalak Pathan

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain.. Un Dono mai kis k sath Shadi hogi??

Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??

Peer: pehle se Shadi hogi aur doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aik phatahn ko

1 Pathan ko Gadhay ne laat mari,

Pathan ko Ghussa Aya wo utha,

Aur Gadhay ko 4 – 5 laaty mar kar bola:

Aainda Apne baap k 7 badtamizi ni krna.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)