Making Improvements

Making Improvements “Grandpa, did God make you?” “Yes.” “Did he make me?” “Yes.” “I guess He’s doing better work now.” ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 802 views
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Kabhi To Biwi Ko Baksh Do

Santa Ki Jab Nayi Nayi SHadi Hui Thhi To Wo Apni Patni Ke Har Kaam Mein Nukks Nikalta Thha.

Ek Din Santa Apni Patni Ko Kehta Hai.

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Patni: “Yeh Lo Boil Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa: “Gadhi, Yeh To Fry Kerna Thha”

Kuchh Din Bad

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Patni: “Yeh Lo Fry Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa: “Ullu Ki Pathi, Yeh To Boil Karna Thha”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Your daughter

Neighbor: I noticed that your daughter is mostly in
the kitchen.
Probably she loves cooking so many varieties.
Her little brother instantly replied: NO, actually
our telephone connection is in the kitchen.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dr to Santa Dawai hila Ke Piya Karo

Dr to Santa Dawai hila Ke Piya Karo

Smart Santa: Dr Saheb Hilane se Dawai Chammacha se Gir jati hai or
Fir zameen se Chaatni Padti hai

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho

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Advise of a dentist

Advise of a dentist
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&
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Blood test

Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?

Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Friend: Khan sahab ap toh doctor

Friend: Khan sahab ap toh doctor kay pass jane wale the na?

Pathan: Yaara kal jaye ga aj hamara tabiyat kharab hy!!!::-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
5 times :p

I never make the

same mistake twice.

I make it five or six

times, just to be sure :P ;)

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pathan in hotel

Pathan gusse se: Waiter ! Es chicken biryani mai chicken kion nahi hai?
Waiter: Gulab Jaman mai Gulaab kahan hota hai?
.
Pathan: Han yar sorry…..

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Bapu Bolun

Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.
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Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.

Mollad bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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