Making Improvements

Making Improvements “Grandpa, did God make you?” “Yes.” “Did he make me?” “Yes.” “I guess He’s doing better work now.” ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 805 views
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Pathan: Abba ye achi bat nahi, Dosto me meri bohat Beizati hoti hai.

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