Baap bête khana kha rahay the

Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….

Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay. 

Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha:
Beta kia keh rahay the? 

Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.

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