Murga Aur Murgi
1 Murga - Murgi Ki Love Story-:
Murga:- I Love U Jaan
Murgi:- Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho? Murga:- Kuch Bhi
Murgi:- Chalo fir 1 Anda De k Dikhao!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1053 views
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