Santa: I am so miser
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views
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In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing
its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you
ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs??
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!
Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
“Band Hai…”
OR
Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k
“Chalu Hai..”
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Never Love Someone because LOVE stands for
L:Loss of Money
O:Out of Mind
V:Valley of Tensions
E: End of Life
So don't Love, just line maro
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor to Pakistani: Bahi Sa'ab, aap ko brain tumour hai.
Pakistani: Oh, that's GREAT !!.
Doctor: Aap itni khush kiyun hai?
Pakistani: Iss se yeh sabit hota hai ke mere paas brain hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pita Ji Ne Apne Bete Ko Gusse Se Dant Te Hue Kaha
Baap: “Nalayak Kabhi Tumne Apni Koi Book Khol Ke Bhi Dekhi Hai?”
Beta: “Haan Papa Roz Kholta Hoon Ek Book”
Baap Hairani Se: “Konsi?”
Beta: “Facebook“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?
Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Ne Mobile K Sath Ek Kenchi Bhi Lee. Kisi Ne Pocha
Khan Sahab Kenchi Q Lee?
Pathan: O Yara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katni Bhi Parti Hai…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)