Hayaa nahi aai?
Molvi 22 bacho or
BV k sath Dost k
ghar Dawat pe gia
Dost bari Family
dekh kr:
"Hayaa
nahi aai?"
Molvi:
Nahi Us k paper ho
rahe hen
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 864 views
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