Aik Mohabaat Hi Nai Duniyaa
Maain Dard Kah Sabaab
Faaraz
Darwaze Wich Unggli Aa Jaye
Tay Fair Vi Baraa Daard Honda Ay
Allah Di Kismay.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 807 views

Ek pathan say kisi nay poochha K,

Ek pathan say kisi nay poochha K,
Aap ka favorite song kaun sa hai???
.
.
.
.
Pathan Sharma k bola;

.
.
.
.

"Larki Q, najanay Q, Larkoo c nahi hoti.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar ko Khali msg Aaya

Ek Sardar ko Khali msg Aaya
Sardar nai usi number per call kar k kaha:

pai G! Twano maloom hai???
Twady Mobile di INK khtam ho gae ae.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A lawyer was driving

A lawyer was driving his Ford down the street, singing to himself, "I love my Ford." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He survived, but his car was Crashed. "My car! My car!" he sobbed.

Another man was driving by and cried out, " you're bleeding! your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, sobbed again, "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Homework!

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Customer Ek kilo gaay

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)