Girl to Shopkeeper
Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa “Valentine Card” hai, jis par lekha hon “mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon” ? .
Shopkeeper: Haan hai .
Girl: Acha 7 cards dena
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