Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 902 views

Dus Bees Laddu

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye,
Boy: Mujhe??!!!

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai? Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache ???

Boy: 20!!! Sir: kaise??? !!

Boy: Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai?!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hair Transplant Karne Wali CompnyHair Transplant Karne Wali Compny

Hair Transplant Karne Wali Compny Ne Add Banaya.
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Sheher Se Ayen Ya Pind Se.
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Humen Humdardi Hy Sirf Apki
Tind Se;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Exams Song

"Derwazy Ko Kundi Maro Koi Na Ander Aany Paye..

Teacher Ko Samjha Do Cheating Ghlti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaye..

Thaka Thaka Jo Feel Kare Wo Ja K Thora Juice Gatak Le..

Jis Ko Cheating Nai Kerni Wo Ja K Apni Bhains Charaye..

Bas Aaj Ki Baat Hy Kal Se Wohi Syape Hen..

Ji Bhar K Chaap Lo Na Facebook Na Goole Hen..

Center Me Apna Raaj Hai Darny Ki Kiya Baat Hai..

Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai..

Aray Abhi To Paper Shuru Huwe Hen.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nokrani Maalkin apki purani sarhee

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun? Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai

Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne

Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)