Dus Bees Laddu
Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye,
Boy: Mujhe??!!!
Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai? Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache ???
Boy: 20!!! Sir: kaise??? !!
Boy: Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai?!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 530 views
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