Dus Bees Laddu

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye,
Boy: Mujhe??!!!

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai? Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache ???

Boy: 20!!! Sir: kaise??? !!

Boy: Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai?!!!!

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