Patni Pati se

Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad b mujhe khub pyaar
karoge..

Pati- Sorry yaar! Mujhe maalum nahi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi ....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1031 views
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Ek chuha shrab k drum me gir
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SANTA KYU RO RAHE HO

SANTA-KYU RO RAHE HO
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Santa Aur Banta Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Hote Hai,

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
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Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.

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dentist

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Dr: Motape ka 1 hi Elaj He.
Tum Daily Sirf 2 Rotiya Khaya Karo

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khana khane se pehle
ya Khane k baad

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