Boy:- can i hold your hand?

Boy:- can i hold your hand?

girl- no...boy:- why?

girl:- because it hurts when
you leave it...
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boy:- baap re...
i am acting but..
she is overacting

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 850 views
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