Pathan in Cinema

3 Pathan film "Sholay" daikhny gaye
.
Hero ne kaha "Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
.
Pathan khary hokar boly: "Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 752 views
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