Pathan in Cinema
3 Pathan film "Sholay" daikhny gaye
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Hero ne kaha "Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
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Pathan khary hokar boly: "Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega"
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 797 views
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