DUKANDAAR iss bori pay mat

DUKANDAAR: iss bori pay mat baithna, phat jaye gi!

Gahak: kyun, iss main Ghubaray hain?

Dukandaar: nahi… "KEEL" hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1042 views
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