At the scene of
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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Teacher: Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?
Student: Sir 4 Mausam.
Teacher: Kaun Kaun Se?
Student: Hartaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.;-)
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Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.
Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.
Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?
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Labne tenu yar Batheray”
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Pathan Was Kissing A Girl Inside A Car.
Police:Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan:Nazar Nhi Aa Rha?
Police:Meri Bari Kb Ae Gi?
Pathan:Is Larki K Baad.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro Akela chor
do Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska Mat khelo mri
zindgi se
GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Ladki Ki Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Par Kuch Dino Baad Uska Apne
Pati Se Jhagda Ho Jata Hai,
Apne Pati Se Dhukhi Ho Kar Wo Apni Maan Ko Phone Karti Hai,
Ladki: “Maan, Mera Inse Jhagda Ho Gaya, Main Do Hafte Ke Liye Milne Aa Rahi Hoon”
Maan Bhi Bahut Shatir Dimaag Ki Thi Boli,
Maan: “Beti Use Sukh Nahi Saja Milani Chahiye, Tu Wahi Ruk Main Do Mahine Ke Liye Aa Rahi Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hazraat ...aik zaroori ellan suniye ...
aik orat jiski omer 62 saal hai ...har baar ki tarah
is baar bhi ghar say bhaag gaye hai ...
maa ka naam WAPDA hai ...aur baap ka KESC
batati hai ...
uska naam ghalti say bijli rakh dia gaya hai ...
jisse bhi mile Khuda kay liyaa ..
oske susraal bhijwa dain ...
faqt uski saas
AWAAM
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
DAD : When I beat you, how do you control your anger ?
SON : I start cleaning the toilet.
DAD : How does that satisfy you ?
SON : I clean it with your toothbrush..
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Marte sharabi se Bhagwaan ne poocha :- Koi antim ichha ?
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Sharabi :- Agle janam me daant bhale hi ek dena ,
par liver 31 dena , Prabhu ...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Attendence-
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri
baari hai, attendence lagwa
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)