Why do girls close

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚¦
Guess
.
... .
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 808 views
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