1 Makhi Ki Halat Bht Khrab Thi

1 Makhi Ki Halat Bht Khrab Thi,
Wo Doctor K Pas Gai

Doctor:
Kya Hua?

Makhi:
Bas 1 Memon Ki Chai Me Gir Gai Thi
Ullu K Patthy Ne Chos Chos K Bura Haal Kr Dia.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1149 views
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Result agar acha ho:
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Maa-Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa-Beta kiska hai
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hai
Result agar bura ho:
Teacher-Padhai mein dhyan nhi
kya
Maa-Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa-Laad pyar ne bigaad diya
Dost-Chal daaru peetey hai

B'day par
Maa-Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa-Hamesha aage bade
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain

Love me fail hone pr
Maa-Beta bhul ja usko
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Today's Titanic's 94 Anniversary...


So Every True Lover is Requested...


In Memory of Jack & Rose...
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes:-)

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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
Kyun larrh rahi ho?
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
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Lady to Doctor:

Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai.

Doctor:I Can't Understand Urdu, Talk to Me In English.

Lady: My Londa Gironda from Hero-Honda.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Teacher: Humyn Gharibon k Sath Piyar sy Paish
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Teracher: Kia?
Student: Papa Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Q Lagatay
Hyn. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn k Bazar Jata hu
to Sabziwala sabzi mengi deta hai Jab Gande Kapde
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de

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Admi: (after 2 month)
Chal apna wada pura kar…

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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta----- Bacho ye ,, M,, hy . M say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa---- Dosray din master ji nay board pay W lika-- bacho ye kia hy?? aik bacha bola-----sir---hy tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hy

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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