1 Makhi Ki Halat Bht Khrab Thi

1 Makhi Ki Halat Bht Khrab Thi,
Wo Doctor K Pas Gai

Doctor:
Kya Hua?

Makhi:
Bas 1 Memon Ki Chai Me Gir Gai Thi
Ullu K Patthy Ne Chos Chos K Bura Haal Kr Dia.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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