WIFE in romantic mood
On Weekend Night, WIFE in romantic mood:
“Aaj muje Rassi se bandh do or jo krna chaho kr lo.
Husband ne usay bandha
Or
dosto k saath ghoomne chala geya
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 708 views
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