Teacher: tum ro Q rahe ho?

Ladka:meri mummy mere papa ko kutta kehti h.
or papa unko BILLI,

mujhe samjh nhi aata ki main PILLA hu
ya BILLA?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 760 views

Pathan Darakht Pe Charha

Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha Upar Q Aye?

Pathan: AMROOD Khany

Bandar:Ye To AAM Ka Darakht Hai

Pathan:Pata Hai Mein AMROOD Sath Laya Hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mazaak

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa Jaisa Akalaman

Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate.

Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Daily Chicken Banakar Khata Tha.

Chiken Ki Khushboo Se Preshan Hokar Angrezo Ne Paadri Se Shikayat Ki.

Paadri Ne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Samjhaya Ke Tum Christian Dharm Savikaar Kar Lo.

Santa Maan Gaya.

To Paadri Ne Santa Par Holy Water Chhidakte Hue Kaha: “You Born As A Sikh Now You Are A Christian”

Next Day Phir Santa Ke Ghar Se Chiken Ki Khushboo Aayi To Sab Angrej Uske Ghar Gaye To Dekha

Santa Chiken Par Holy Water Chhidak Raha Tha Aur Kah Raha Tha

Santa: “You Born As A Chicken But Now You Are Potato“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: My wife and I never argue.

Santa: My wife and I never argue.

Banta: Not even when she is right?

Santa: I don`t know. That has never happened with me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)