A Very-Very Classic Insult
A Very-Very Classic Insult...
Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon...
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Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...??? :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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