Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 867 views

A burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Suppose Girls are genius

Suppose Girls are genius
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Hahahahahahahah
ahahahahhahahah a
Mere se to suppose bhi nhi ho
raha yar,
tum hi try karo

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

What Did I Say?

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi

Teacher: “Delhi Mein Kutubminaar Hai”

Pappu Piche Wale Bench Pe So Raha Thha, Teacher Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usko Jag Ake Boli

Teacher: “What Did I Say?”

Pappu Hadbadate Hue: “Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Man outside phone

'Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

manmohan singh

manmohan singh-(rat ko joging kar rahe the)tabhi ek admi ne pucha"tum rat ko joging ku kar rahe ho'.

manmohan singh-kukee main P.M.hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)