Beemar Makhi
1 Makhi Ki Halat Bohat Kharab Thi Wo Doctor K Pas Gai…
Doctor:Kiya Howa ?
Makhi: Bas Chae Mein Gir Gai Thi
1 “*MEMON” Ne Choos Choos K Bura Haal Kar Diya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 998 views
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snta bola:
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Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
. Wife : i m asking you
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
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1 Admi Ka Tota(Parrot)
Daily 1 Shaks Ko
“Oye Baghairt”
Kaha Karta Tha
Us Shaks Ne Admi Se Shikayat Ki
Admi Ne Tote Ko Danta
Agle Din Jab Wo Shakhs Qareb Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola
Thora Aage Ja Ke Us Shakhs Ne Peeche Mur Ke Dekha To Tota Hjanste Howe
Bola Samajh To Gaya Hoga Tu
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ab kyun nahi dete?
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What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!
The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?
The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,
I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
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1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..
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Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!
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